Depu Techiikue
11 April 2010, 01:36
Right so, I am trying to figure something out for my statistics assignment, and I was directed to this free turor chat site. So, myself as Guest, asked my question to start things and the Coordinator came on, trying to sell me his BS subscriptions. So, I led him on, then apparently annoyed him beyond wanting to get the sale. The following chat is laced with lulz and has some minor inappropriate content.
[ 03:14:33 PM ] Guest : Is -0.8 a valid probability value?
[ 03:14:35 PM ] Tutor : Hi, Welcome to www.tutornext.com (http://www.tutornext.com) the largest online tutoring company in the world
[ 03:14:38 PM ] Tutor : Please type your name, grade and subject for us to assign you a tutoring expert.
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[ 03:14:46 PM ] Tutor : We can help you with concepts, homework problems, assignment questions and projects.
[ 03:15:09 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Hello
[ 03:15:12 PM ] : I'm your Academic Counselor for the day.
[ 03:15:13 PM ] : Let me know your grade and subject to help you better.
[ 03:15:24 PM ] Guest : Hello, my name is DEPU and my subject is Statistics
[ 03:15:47 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We will surely help you Depu..
[ 03:15:52 PM ] : Are you preparing for an upcoming test or assignment?
[ 03:16:16 PM ] Guest : Thank you for the help!, And it's just an upcoming assignment.
[ 03:16:38 PM ] Acad Coordinator : let me explain you the benefits you get on our regular sessions and then help you further..
[ 03:17:28 PM ] : We offer unlimited, 24X7, personalized online tutoring in Math, English and Science
[ 03:17:31 PM ] : You will get regular help on concepts, homework problems, assignment questions and projects
[ 03:17:34 PM ] : Sessions are available instantly and are absolutely unlimited
[ 03:17:35 PM ] : Does this sound interesting?
[ 03:18:08 PM ] Guest : Yeah this indeed does sound interesting!
[ 03:18:32 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Great.
[ 03:18:36 PM ] : You can connect to a tutor anytime without worrying about number of sessions.
[ 03:18:42 PM ] : Today we are running a special promotion offer on subscription
[ 03:18:48 PM ] : College help right?
[ 03:18:58 PM ] Guest : Yeah that is correct
[ 03:19:19 PM ] Acad Coordinator : You can try unlimited college tutoring for week just $39.99
[ 03:19:23 PM ] : Month $79.99
[ 03:19:29 PM ] : And with this you will be able to take enough sessions on a daily basis without any limitations..
[ 03:19:41 PM ] : Once you enroll with us you will have an individual account where you can access from any where and at any time as our service is available 24 hours a day and 7 days a week..
[ 03:19:54 PM ] : You can take any number of sessions for the day as well as weekends.
[ 03:20:04 PM ] : You would be able to replay past sessions, upload assignments & worksheets and take online tests.
[ 03:20:10 PM ] : Sounds good so far?
[ 03:20:35 PM ] Guest : Yeah it sounds very beneficial so far
[ 03:20:48 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Yes
[ 03:20:55 PM ] : The sessions won’t just be questions and answers, we will explain every concept or topic step by step in detail so that she will understand better and grasp easily
[ 03:21:10 PM ] : Once you enroll with us you can get started right away..
[ 03:21:16 PM ] : Moreover all our sessions are recorded for your review and future reference.
[ 03:21:30 PM ] : You can plan your activities without any interruption. You can access from any where at any time as per your convenience..
[ 03:21:46 PM ] : Would you like to enroll for week or month now?
[ 03:22:05 PM ] Guest : Yeah, sure, let's get this started! I will go for a month.
[ 03:22:10 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Sure
[ 03:22:13 PM ] : Let me help you get started
[ 03:22:25 PM ] : Please click on BUY NOW tab..
[ 03:22:33 PM ] : And let me know..
[ 03:23:45 PM ] : Are you in check out page..?
[ 03:24:07 PM ] Guest : Yeah but for some reason it doesn't accept my card payment, I am not sure what is going on
[ 03:24:26 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Not to worry, you are at the right place
[ 03:24:31 PM ] : Is there a phone number where I can call and help you further?
[ 03:24:42 PM ] : So that i guide you better..
[ 03:25:59 PM ] Guest : Well, actually, my name is Chris Hansen and I am from Dateline's To Catch A Predator.
[ 03:26:16 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Or you can reach me on our toll free
[ 03:26:33 PM ] Guest : My card's PEN is 15
[ 03:26:34 PM ] Acad Coordinator : 866-464-0627And ask for Roddy
[ 03:26:46 PM ] : Are you calling..
[ 03:26:50 PM ] : me?
[ 03:27:36 PM ] Guest : What is the probability that this will show up on my TV show?
[ 03:27:54 PM ] : I will call you tonight... when I'm alone, too many people right now...
[ 03:28:01 PM ] Acad Coordinator : One moment..
[ 03:28:20 PM ] : Let me guide you through the chat only..
[ 03:28:27 PM ] Guest : I'm actually Ashton Kutcher, and you've been punked!
[ 03:28:40 PM ] : BUZZ KRYTYEAR TO INFINITY AND BEYOND
[ 03:28:43 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Select 1 month package under college level
[ 03:28:47 PM ] Guest : No
[ 03:29:07 PM ] : I did already, and my PEN15 card was denied
[ 03:30:02 PM ] : wHY....
[ 03:30:09 PM ] : RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE, AUUHGHHHHHHHH
[ 03:30:21 PM ] : The illest homie from the block!
[ 03:30:27 PM ] : Are you a predator?
[ 03:30:32 PM ] : The chat session has ended.
[ 03:14:33 PM ] Guest : Is -0.8 a valid probability value?
[ 03:14:35 PM ] Tutor : Hi, Welcome to www.tutornext.com (http://www.tutornext.com) the largest online tutoring company in the world
[ 03:14:38 PM ] Tutor : Please type your name, grade and subject for us to assign you a tutoring expert.
[ 03:14:42 PM ] Tutor : This is a demo session to help you understand how TutorNext's one-to-one, 24X7, online personalized tutoring works.
[ 03:14:46 PM ] Tutor : We can help you with concepts, homework problems, assignment questions and projects.
[ 03:15:09 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Hello
[ 03:15:12 PM ] : I'm your Academic Counselor for the day.
[ 03:15:13 PM ] : Let me know your grade and subject to help you better.
[ 03:15:24 PM ] Guest : Hello, my name is DEPU and my subject is Statistics
[ 03:15:47 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We will surely help you Depu..
[ 03:15:52 PM ] : Are you preparing for an upcoming test or assignment?
[ 03:16:16 PM ] Guest : Thank you for the help!, And it's just an upcoming assignment.
[ 03:16:38 PM ] Acad Coordinator : let me explain you the benefits you get on our regular sessions and then help you further..
[ 03:17:28 PM ] : We offer unlimited, 24X7, personalized online tutoring in Math, English and Science
[ 03:17:31 PM ] : You will get regular help on concepts, homework problems, assignment questions and projects
[ 03:17:34 PM ] : Sessions are available instantly and are absolutely unlimited
[ 03:17:35 PM ] : Does this sound interesting?
[ 03:18:08 PM ] Guest : Yeah this indeed does sound interesting!
[ 03:18:32 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Great.
[ 03:18:36 PM ] : You can connect to a tutor anytime without worrying about number of sessions.
[ 03:18:42 PM ] : Today we are running a special promotion offer on subscription
[ 03:18:48 PM ] : College help right?
[ 03:18:58 PM ] Guest : Yeah that is correct
[ 03:19:19 PM ] Acad Coordinator : You can try unlimited college tutoring for week just $39.99
[ 03:19:23 PM ] : Month $79.99
[ 03:19:29 PM ] : And with this you will be able to take enough sessions on a daily basis without any limitations..
[ 03:19:41 PM ] : Once you enroll with us you will have an individual account where you can access from any where and at any time as our service is available 24 hours a day and 7 days a week..
[ 03:19:54 PM ] : You can take any number of sessions for the day as well as weekends.
[ 03:20:04 PM ] : You would be able to replay past sessions, upload assignments & worksheets and take online tests.
[ 03:20:10 PM ] : Sounds good so far?
[ 03:20:35 PM ] Guest : Yeah it sounds very beneficial so far
[ 03:20:48 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Yes
[ 03:20:55 PM ] : The sessions won’t just be questions and answers, we will explain every concept or topic step by step in detail so that she will understand better and grasp easily
[ 03:21:10 PM ] : Once you enroll with us you can get started right away..
[ 03:21:16 PM ] : Moreover all our sessions are recorded for your review and future reference.
[ 03:21:30 PM ] : You can plan your activities without any interruption. You can access from any where at any time as per your convenience..
[ 03:21:46 PM ] : Would you like to enroll for week or month now?
[ 03:22:05 PM ] Guest : Yeah, sure, let's get this started! I will go for a month.
[ 03:22:10 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Sure
[ 03:22:13 PM ] : Let me help you get started
[ 03:22:25 PM ] : Please click on BUY NOW tab..
[ 03:22:33 PM ] : And let me know..
[ 03:23:45 PM ] : Are you in check out page..?
[ 03:24:07 PM ] Guest : Yeah but for some reason it doesn't accept my card payment, I am not sure what is going on
[ 03:24:26 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Not to worry, you are at the right place
[ 03:24:31 PM ] : Is there a phone number where I can call and help you further?
[ 03:24:42 PM ] : So that i guide you better..
[ 03:25:59 PM ] Guest : Well, actually, my name is Chris Hansen and I am from Dateline's To Catch A Predator.
[ 03:26:16 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Or you can reach me on our toll free
[ 03:26:33 PM ] Guest : My card's PEN is 15
[ 03:26:34 PM ] Acad Coordinator : 866-464-0627And ask for Roddy
[ 03:26:46 PM ] : Are you calling..
[ 03:26:50 PM ] : me?
[ 03:27:36 PM ] Guest : What is the probability that this will show up on my TV show?
[ 03:27:54 PM ] : I will call you tonight... when I'm alone, too many people right now...
[ 03:28:01 PM ] Acad Coordinator : One moment..
[ 03:28:20 PM ] : Let me guide you through the chat only..
[ 03:28:27 PM ] Guest : I'm actually Ashton Kutcher, and you've been punked!
[ 03:28:40 PM ] : BUZZ KRYTYEAR TO INFINITY AND BEYOND
[ 03:28:43 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Select 1 month package under college level
[ 03:28:47 PM ] Guest : No
[ 03:29:07 PM ] : I did already, and my PEN15 card was denied
[ 03:30:02 PM ] : wHY....
[ 03:30:09 PM ] : RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE, AUUHGHHHHHHHH
[ 03:30:21 PM ] : The illest homie from the block!
[ 03:30:27 PM ] : Are you a predator?
[ 03:30:32 PM ] : The chat session has ended.